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*accidentally showers for 5 hours*


guy:

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day


agists:

dulect:

how to get up in the morning

  • you don’t

 


fvming:

If only I was given a dollar for every time I made myself look stupid in front of a cute person


can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do


oknope:

doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices

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clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?


wilderness-lair-shatterdome:

current status: not being kissed or riding a dragon this is unacceptable


burritno:

spongebob hitting people where it hurts

burritno:

spongebob hitting people where it hurts


amoying:

she’s beauty, she’s grace, she’s miss united states

amoying:

she’s beauty, she’s grace, she’s miss united states


2srooky:

One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.


dulect:

when your day just keeps getting worse and you just

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