yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day
If only I was given a dollar for every time I made myself look stupid in front of a cute person
doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices
current status: not being kissed or riding a dragon this is unacceptable
One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.